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  • nieuwFatal Reaction
    More Funny Stuff ...Fatal GullibilityChange ReactionIran ReactionThe post Fatal Reaction appeared first on The Funny Times.
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  • Confederation
    More Funny Stuff ...Articles of ConfederationArticles of Confederation CartoonArticles of ConfederationThe post Confederation appeared first on The Funny Times.
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  • Cartoon of the Week for June 20, 2018
    Shannon Wheeler: I can't believe we listened to him.The post Cartoon of the Week for June 20, 2018 appeared first on The Funny Times.
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  • Donald Trump History Lesson
    More Funny Stuff ...Partisan History LessonRecent History LessonDonald TrumpThe post Donald Trump History Lesson appeared first on The Funny Times.
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  • Late Night Talk Show
    More Funny Stuff ...Peas TalkFormula For Radio Talk Show SuccessSilents NightThe post Late Night Talk Show appeared first on The Funny Times.
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Humor Times - Politieke humor en Fake News

  • nieuwRipping the Headlines Today, 6/25/18
    by Paul Lander.Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with ... Read moreRipping the Headlines Today,…
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  • The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews The Trumpsters
    by Dean Kaner.Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews ‘The Trumpsters’: Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Jeff Sessions and Kirstjen Nielsen. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good ... Re…
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  • Night Prayer
    by Diane de Anda.Night Prayer: a poem Now I lay me down to sleep I pray Trump’s soul the devil keep. If from his sleep he never wakes I pray his soul the devil takes. For evils of ... Read moreNight PrayerSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times maga…
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  • What Does the Democratic Party Want?
    by Jim Hightower.Where is the Democratic Party? The Party of the People is stuck in the status quo — the still-reigning, old-line hierarchy of the Democratic party is unwilling to just be dedicated to, well, to the ... Read moreWhat Does the Democ…
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  • The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trump and Kim Jong-un
    by Dean Kaner.Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Donald Trump, Supreme Leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un and former NBA star Dennis Rodman. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The ... Read moreThe Je…
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  • Notes for the Fellow in the Next Stall
    by Howard Zaharoff.Hey, guy in the next stall, get a clue! You can stop trying to hide your identity by tucking your shoes behind the bowl: I recognize your Stefano Ricci’s (also your cough), John, from Accounting. ... Read moreNotes for the Fello…
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  • Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/18/18
    by Paul Lander.Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything ... Read moreRipping the Headli…
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  • Trump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit
    by Diane de Anda.Trump proposes ways to increase his bargaining power ahead of the next summit with Kim Jong-un. A White House informant has just leaked information regarding a secret meeting President Trump had this morning regarding the ... Read m…
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Green Humour

  • Dust Storms and Plastic Pollution
    Spectacular aerial swarms! From my column with Mid-Day today. 
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  • World Yoga Day
    As Delhi grapples with air pollution, 16500 trees are set to be felled in South Delhi for 'redeveloping' Central Government accommodation in the region. No wonder our Prime Minister chose Dehradun as the venue for World Yoga Day celebrations this yea…
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  • The Napoleon Wrasse
    Meet the Napoleon Wrasse, also called the Humphead or Maori Wrasse- a beautiful, endangered reef fish from Indo-Pacific waters.The comic appears in my column with The Hindu BL-ink.
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  • Fabulous Fathers of India
    This Fathers' Day, meet some fabulous fathers of India. A happy Fathers' Day to all dads tame and wild!From my column with Mid-Day.
    - 8 days ago 17 Jun 18, 2:33am -
  • Air Pollution and PM's Fitness Challenge
    With Delhi's air quality dipping to 'severe', is India ready for the #fitnesschallenge?
    - 9 days ago 16 Jun 18, 6:51am -
  • Cartoons for a Toolkit on Air Pollution
    Earlier this year I collaborated with eminent environment journalist and presenter Ms. Bahar Dutt on a toolkit that she wrote and produced on air pollution in India. These are some of the cartoons that appear in the booklet. Thanks to Ms. Dutt for co…
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  • Maps of Marine Conservation Priority Sites in Hong Kong
    To celebrate World Oceans Day (8th June), WWF Hong Kong commissioned me to create this set of 7 maps for marine conservation priority sites in Hong Kong. WWF is working with the government to create marine conservation reserves in these areas. The ma…
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  • No to Playback
    Bird song playback as a tool should exist only to help the cause of ornithology and science, not to help photographers become social media sensations, or for birdwatchers to win the 'big year'.Are you a birder/photographer who treats birds with respe…
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  • A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy
    Wildlife conservation is almost always a losing battle, specially with the kind of governments we have around the world today. I often wonder how the many dedicated conservationists I know, go out and fight this losing battle day after day! A comic…
    - 15 days ago 10 Jun 18, 1:45am -
  • A Plea Against Playback
    There is no denying that wildlife photography has been an effective tool for conservation. But only thus far. Wildlife photography in the intrusive ways it is practised today, can safely be termed a menace. The boom in social media has also seen the…
    - 19 days ago 6 Jun 18, 2:34am -


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Daddy Poppins

  • Top Tips for Shopping with Kids
    I was contacted by Aldi Ireland awhile ago asking me if I’d like to work with them, apparently, they’d been watching my Instastories and knew all about me. ‘So ya know what your getting yourself into then? I can have a bit of craic 😜‘, I t…
    - 5 days ago 20 Jun 18, 7:12pm -
  • Perfection Pillow by Reflex Pillow – Tried and Tested
    I always try to be completely honest in reviews, I feel it does me a disservice as a blogger if I’m not. So let’s start off with the disclaimer: I received a Perfection Pillow to test, I wasn’t paid, just asked to give it an honest review. So w…
    - 11 days ago 13 Jun 18, 9:50pm -
  • Fathers Day Gift Guide 2018
    Father’s Day is on Sunday, June 17th this year and if you’re stuck for gift ideas, I’ve picked out options for every budget. Better get planning, it’ll be upon you sooner than you think… Let’s start with the essentials: Beer I don’t spe…
    - 19 days ago 6 Jun 18, 5:51am -
  • Things That Inevitably Happen When You Holiday with Kids
      Family holidays are nothing like the kind of care-free, debauched holidays you have when you’re young, free and single or the laidback holidays you have as a child-free couple, they’re testing, manic, often filled with tears, but still lots of…
    - 26 days ago 30 May 18, 7:14pm -
  • Granny Inflation
    When I was growing up some things were certain; Cartoons only happened on Saturday (unless you had one of them ‘new fangled’ VCRs), Viennetta was the bees knees and most importantly, Chomps were 10p!! You could set your watch by it. I’m no econ…
    - 32 days ago 24 May 18, 12:19pm -
  • From Lad to Dad
    I recently learned that the PND Daddy website was going to close down and seeing as I don’t write something serious too often I decided it was time to post something I’d written there on my own site. It’s about mental health and the major chang…
    - 35 days ago 21 May 18, 6:48am -
  • Poppins Pops (the Questions) #4 Heather Shank you very much
    So we’ve made it to the fourth edition, 3 more than I thought I’d get to to be honest 🤣. Today we’re talking with the lovely Heather Keet from Shank you very much. Let’s get down to business… DP: For those not ‘in the know’ you grew…
    - 38 days ago 18 May 18, 7:08am -
  • Paw Patrol Problems Poem
    Oh My God! Kids tv, it really is a pain Chase and the Paw Patrol are driving me insane It’s nearly 1am and I really should be in bed, Instead of awake with ‘plot holes’ doing in my head. I’m concerned with ‘realism’ in the alien episode B…
    - 46 days ago 10 May 18, 12:35am -
  • Poppins Pops (the Questions) #3 with JakiJellz
    So this week we’re breaking the mould, we have our first lady to be interviewed. Yes, in case some of you thought other wards, Daddy Poppins is an equal opportunity interviewer. The lady, the wonderful Jaki Jellz, who runs the Triumphant Tales Link…
    - 54 days ago 2 May 18, 7:00am -
  • “Keep your eyes open”: Police Warn Parents about ‘Danger Napping’
    Police have issued a warning over a dangerous trend known as ‘Danger Napping’ which has caused at least two parents to have been taken to hospital (and countless others to take to social media in the wee hours to express their concern). The two p…
    - 56 days ago 30 Apr 18, 7:00am -

Geezer Guff

  • nieuwAlice Bag – Se Cree Joven (She Thinks She’s Young) (with subtitles)
    A song for geezer women of all ages by Alice Bag, a real geezer Latina punk rock singer. In Spanish, with subtitles.
    - 12 hours ago 24 Jun 18, 7:37pm -
  • Boomer Talk: Getting Old
    A boomer realizes she is aging and rails against the term “senior citizen” among other things. This is an article by Angelena Craig in The Daily News of Newburyport, MA.  We in the boomer generation who thought we would never … Continue readin…
    - 7 days ago 18 Jun 18, 7:33pm -
  • Married Four Times
    The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old woman because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked the senior questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and … Continue read…
    - 11 days ago 13 Jun 18, 9:19pm -
  • Elderly Lady Duets With Elvis While Shopping
    An elderly woman joins an Elvis impersonator in singing “Can’t Help Falling in Love With You” in a Walmart.
    - 15 days ago 10 Jun 18, 5:55pm -
  • Walking to School…back in my day
    Not only did we have to walk through all this to get to school — we had to do it alone! Funny cartoon by John Atkinson. You can see more of his cartoons at wronghands1.com. … Continue reading →
    - 18 days ago 7 Jun 18, 5:54pm -
  • Boy helps elderly woman struggling to walk up stairs
    An 8-year-old boy in Georgia selflessly helping an old woman with a walker up some steps.
    - 22 days ago 3 Jun 18, 2:32am -
  • My childhood punishments have become…
    1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party My childhood punishments have become my adult goals … Continue reading →
    - 34 days ago 22 May 18, 7:08pm -
  • One way to tell if you’re young or old
    One way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you’re still young. If they panic and start running to you, you’re old. … Continue reading →
    - 41 days ago 14 May 18, 9:16pm -
  • She Looks So Natural
    Cartoon about our love of cell phones and, what else, death. Cartoonist unknown. … Continue reading →
    - 49 days ago 7 May 18, 2:17am -
  • Memories of the 1950’s
    A visual return to the 50s with the music of Buddy Holly. Includes the usual gathering around the black and white TV, record shops, and make-out sessions.
    - 56 days ago 29 Apr 18, 7:49pm -


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The Champagne Supernova

  • A Mother’s Job is Never Done
    A mother’s job is never done. It’s waking up early in the morning to make breakfast and school lunches. It’s getting the kids out of bed, fed, teeth brushed, and out of the house looking “presentable.” All while getting yourself ready to go…
    - 39 days ago 17 May 18, 12:55pm -
  • Sirata Beach Resort: St. Petersburg’s Slice of Paradise
    This post is sponsored by the Sirata Beach Resort. All opinions are my own.  Are you in need of a vacation or, if you’re from the Tampa area, a staycation? I’ve got the perfect place. The Sirata Beach Resort on St. Pete Beach offers the perfect…
    - 41 days ago 15 May 18, 2:06pm -
  • Cheers to Cousins
    I come from a big family and have 23 first cousins. My parents always made an effort to bring us around them. This wasn’t like my grandparents’ generation where family members stayed in the same town and often lived only streets away from each ot…
    - 42 days ago 14 May 18, 1:24am -
  • You Are Enough
    I stalked her Instagram account for weeks in preparation for her deposition. I was hired to represent a local company where the plaintiff, a former TV personality and “Instafamous” social media influencer, was seeking damages for injuries associa…
    - 69 days ago 17 Apr 18, 1:20am -
  • Straight Talk about Kids and Their Teeth
    This is a guest post presented by Hess & VanLandSchloot Orthodontics. When your kids are born, the hospital is amazing. They give you this nice book filled with all the things you’d need to know as a parent. When to take your kid to the first docto…
    - 7 Mar 18, 12:57am -
  • Cheers to the “Easy Friends”
    I recently went for a walk with a girlfriend who has a son in Kindergarten. Despite the young age, there was already “drama” in the Kindergarten class among the boys. This was typical six year-old drama: excluding someone on the playground, not s…
    - 6 Mar 18, 12:51am -
  • Tampa: Shipt Now Delivers from Target!
    Thank you to shipt.com for kindly sponsoring this post. All opinions are 100% honest and completely my own.  If you are a busy parent like me, you are constantly looking for ways to make your life easier. Restaurant delivery services. Dry cleaning p…
    - 1 Mar 18, 7:08pm -
  • There is Magic in the Mundane
    Each night before bed, my kids and I share with each other our best and worst parts of the day. We call this tradition “best part, worst part.” We never miss “best part, worst part,” not even when we’re away on vacation. Usual worst parts:…
    - 22 Feb 18, 2:30am -
  • A Better Day with FAGE
    This post is sponsored by The Everywhere Agency on behalf of FAGE; however, all thoughts and opinions are my own. My New Year’s Resolution for 2018 was to do things that make me FEEL GOOD, whether it’s spending time with the right people, being p…
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  • Signing Up to Volunteer Doesn’t Mean I’m Signing Up to Be a Slave
    I love volunteering. Love it, love it, love it. Unfortunately, there is sometimes a poison that comes from the top that makes it less fun. People who run volunteer organizations, PTA events, and other organizations where the members are donating thei…
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Laugh Betch

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  • Excuse the dust, my inability to be polite showed up
    Last week the girls an I visited Disneyland to celebrate Marlo’s ninth birthday (this whole thing happened NINE YEARS AGO) and yes, while I was very busy standing in hour-long lines with swaths of Disney-frenzied humanity, I was also processing wha…
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  • Yo Daddy 2018
    Dear lord god, the run up to the end of the school year was like getting on one of those rides at an amusement park that turns in circles really fast after you’ve just chugged a whole jug of queso made out of toe cheese....
    - 17 days ago 7 Jun 18, 10:06pm -
  • Books People Send Me, Installment Nine
    A couple of weeks ago I loaded up all the books that people have sent me since about March and handed them off once again to the lovely Karen Bowling who runs a small library in Cache County, Utah. I’d been either tripping over the...
    - 26 days ago 29 May 18, 8:20pm -
  • My yearly, gentle reminder of our collective mortality
    Ever since I turned in the pages for my book just a little over a month ago I have been trying to fit in all of the shit that I purposefully sort of let fall off the edge of the earth while in the thick...
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  • Marlo’s favorite delivery of the season
    For those of you who know Marlo in real life, you know there are some pretty distinct constants about her personality. For instance, she has a really hard time being alone and the feeling of boredom to her is not unlike being burned alive—the Bible…
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  • The age of orthodontics
    Yesterday we began Marlo’s long and certain-to-be adventurous (I was going to use the adjective “WILL BE THE CAUSE OF MY PREMATURE DEATH” but I was feeling oddly generous) journey that starts with correcting her overbite with some funky ass mat…
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  • Yo Momma 2018
    It is that wonderful time of year again when inboxes are full of “please consider plugging my product for free in your Mother’s Day gift guide.” The sheer volume of these emails far outnumbers those during the holiday season and I am only guess…
    - 53 days ago 3 May 18, 5:36pm -
  • Things Eun-Seo Finds Interesting, Installment Three
    For context, you can find out how Eun-Seo rescued me came into our lives here. You can also find Installment One Here, Installment Two Here “I usually don’t care much for socks, but I really like these ones. They’re kind of fun. Plus, it looks.…
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  • Shoppin’ to me ain’t fun
    Last week I met my book deadline, sent it to my editor on the 18th exactly two years after running the Boston Marathon. I go into great detail in the book about how training for that marathon sent me into the worst spiral of depression...
    - 63 days ago 23 Apr 18, 6:37pm -
  • A numbered list of how I’m really good at holding it together in the lead up to my book deadline
    ONE: I am walking Coco at a nearby park like I usually do after writing my brains out, my headphones in my ears as I listen to one of 700 different true crime podcasts people have recommended to me because I love to unwind to...
    - 75 days ago 11 Apr 18, 3:21pm -

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