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  • Adventist Service Zoom Bombed By Drummer
    Amen Tumbleweed, Tenn. --- Members of Gentle Whisper Adventist Church were devastated last Sabbath as their weekly Zoom service was attacked by what head elder, Sal Encio, described as "a malicious Read more [...]
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  • Kanye To Reinvent Baptismal Robes As President
     Kanye West at the Vanity Fair kickoff part for the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival. Photographer's blog post about this event and photo Los Angeles, Calif. --- Vowing Read more [...]
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  • It’s Official: State of the Dead Doctrine Total Bummer
    Dust to dust. WORLDWIDE - One clear conclusion can be drawn from Pew Research Center data ranking Adventist fundamental beliefs in order of their approval rating with the general public: the State Read more [...]
    - 8 days ago 3 Jul 20, 7:57am -
  • Single Theology Major Predicts Marriage Date On Prophecy Chart
    Soon. ADVENTIST WORLD --- To keep his hopes burning bright, Southern Adventist University theology major, Encro Yable, has taken it upon himself to update an historic Adventist prophecy chart. Yable Read more [...]
    - 10 days ago 1 Jul 20, 1:37am -
  • Pews Reinforced To Account For Coronavirus Overeating
    ADVENTIST WORLD --- Pews across Adventism are being retrofitted with supports to be able to handle substantially heavier members that have spent the coronavirus crisis overeating. Use with caution. Denominational Read more [...]
    - 12 days ago 29 Jun 20, 10:54pm -
  • “Jesus Loves The Little Children” Finally Recognized As Racist
    SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Adventist Sabbath Schools will no longer sing the chorus 'Jesus Loves The Little Children' after what relieved members have described as a long-overdue acknowledgement Read more [...]
    - 15 days ago 26 Jun 20, 10:16am -
  • Adventist Netflix Companion App Suggests Fast-Forward Scenes For Titles
    SILVER SPRING, Md. --- In an attempt to "take the awkwardness out of movie night," the Adventist Church has created HopStop, a companion app to Netflix. HopStop covers every show or movie on Read more [...]
    - 16 days ago 25 Jun 20, 2:08pm -
  • Church Board: There Is No Problem A Committee Can’t Solve
    ADVENTIST WORLD --- The church board at Spinwheel Community Adventist sent out a memo of encouragement to membership today reminding them that no matter how bad things got, they could face the Read more [...]
    - 23 days ago 18 Jun 20, 2:31am -
  • Supreme Court Backs Protection For Female Pastors
    WASHINGTON, D.C. --- In a 6-3 decision, the US Supreme Court has ruled that discriminating against pastors for being female "is as counterproductive as it is backward." Any church that bases Read more [...]
    - 24 days ago 17 Jun 20, 1:44am -
  • ABC Veggie Cheese Tastes Negative For Flavor
    ADVENTIST WORLD --- As flavor testing of ABC products gets ramped up due to innovative new methods, experts are confirming that every brand of veggie cheese sold by the Adventist centers is testing Read more [...]
    - 26 days ago 15 Jun 20, 3:21pm -

Lost at E Minor

Cake Wrecks

  • Um... Literally?
    Gina's birthday is the 4th of July, so last week her hubby John ordered a patriotic cake for the occasion. The bakery had several jars of plastic decorations sitting around, so John pointed at one and asked the bakers to put "some of those stars in t…
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  • Missed Marks: The Birds & The Trees Edition
    Christina ordered this cute owl cake: ... but instead, she got a real hoot: Hoooooo doggy.Rhiannon asked for this buttercream birch design:…
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  • In Which Jen Tries To Keep The Ball Jokes To A Minimum
    Right off the bat, minions, I should tell you today's sportsball cakes are all par for the course. (Hey, HERE'S A TIP.) I mean, sure, some will seem out of left field...…
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  • When The Cake Spills The Tea
    It's "Tell The Truth" Day, minions, so remember: Sometimes you have to speak your truth: Other times you have to speak it for others: "We're just sayin…
    - 4 days ago 7 Jul 20, 1:00pm -
  • Done In A Gif
    And now, John's Handy Reaction Gifs.(You might want to give this post a moment to load) When I see a date like this on a cake:  When I see bakers trying to write text speak:…
    - 5 days ago 6 Jul 20, 1:00pm -
  • Sunday Sweets Celebrates Hamilton
    I hope you're having a good 4th of July weekend, Sweets fans! For me and John the highlight has definitely been the premier of Hamilton on Disney Plus. Aw yeeeeah. Finally!If you haven't seen the musical that turned the world upside down yet, then I…
    - 6 days ago 5 Jul 20, 1:00pm -
  • An Independent Celebration
    Holiday weekend time, baby! Who gets to cut out early this afternoon for a long weekend? Huh?The rest of us will just be here, "working."Though to be honest, we may not have our full attention on what we're doing.…
    - 8 days ago 3 Jul 20, 1:00pm -
  • The Truth Hurts. Have Some Cake.
    Because this is the kind of thing I do to amuse myself. Thanks to Candice J., Audra M., Katie W., Katherine K., Deborah F., the L family, & Kimberly B. for reminding us the truth hurts sometimes, but e…
    - 9 days ago 2 Jul 20, 1:00pm -
    Well here's your problem, right here: Thanks to Sara M. for the tranined wreck.*****And hey, if you’re looking for some project inspirations, check out our Epbot craft page:…
    - 10 days ago 1 Jul 20, 1:00pm -
  • Giving New Meaning To Tongue In Cheek
    Hey bakers, you know how you all get together in shadowy back rooms and debate which new frosted horrors to unleash on your unsuspecting customers?Well, never thought I'd say this, but you've finally outdone yourselves.…
    - 11 days ago 30 Jun 20, 1:00pm -

World of Buzz


Verry Funny Pics

Dave Berry's Blog - Grappig Nieuws

    TGIF. Maybe the theme could be initialisms and acronyms. OMN. (Or Maybe Not.)
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  • nieuwTALLY HO!
    Large group of naked teenagers spotted running through private land sparks police hunt (Thanks to Ralph)
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    New York City’s Arrogant Rats Keep Attacking Diners Who’ve Been Forced Outside by Pandemic (Thanks to Matt Filar)
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    Florida family finds baby alligator in pool filter (Thanks to Mac demure)
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    This is a video of two Iranian women recording themselves singing along to a song in the car with zero eyes on the road when they crash. (Thanks to John Lobert)
    - 19 hours ago 10 Jul 20, 6:32pm -
    Lidl 'very sorry' after revolted mum finds 'lizard head' in vegan bolognese sauce (Thanks to John Lobert)
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    Protein from blood of exercising mice rejuvenates brains of ‘couch potato’ mice (Thanks to John Lobert)
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    An Atlanta family said it received a voter registration form this week for their cat Cody Tims – who died 12 years ago. (Thanks to Le Petomane)
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    Man cuts through fence to escape New Zealand Covid-19 quarantine and visit liquor store (Thanks to Woozy Barnes)
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    Do NOT click here. ("Thanks" to Allen at Division)
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The Dodo Site

Watch This Hairless Abandoned Dog Hop Into This Woman's Car | The Dodo

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Guy Falls In Love With His Little Meatball Of A Foster Dog | The Dodo Foster Diaries

- 21 hours ago 10 Jul 20, 4:00pm -
This Woman Tries To Rescue A Dog For An Entire Month | The Dodo Faith = Restored

- 2 days ago 9 Jul 20, 8:00pm -
Guys Adopts Stray Dog He Found Living On The Streets | The Dodo Pittie Nation

- 3 days ago 8 Jul 20, 4:00pm -
Dog's Loved His Kitten Since The Moment They Met | The Dodo Odd Couples

- 4 days ago 7 Jul 20, 8:00pm -
Tiny Pit Bull Puppy Gets Purple Casts To Help Him Run | The Dodo Little But Fierce

- 5 days ago 6 Jul 20, 4:00pm -
Watch This Wild Duck Bring His Girlfriend To Meet His Rescuer | The Dodo Soulmates

- 6 days ago 5 Jul 20, 4:00pm -
Guy Builds Tiny Restaurant for Neighborhood Wildlife...See What Happens Next | The Dodo

- 7 days ago 4 Jul 20, 8:00pm -
Couple Has To Find A Way To Get The Tiniest Kitten They Rescued Home | The Dodo Cat Crazy

- 7 days ago 4 Jul 20, 4:00pm -
Pittie Teaches Foster Puppy How To Dog | The Dodo Foster Diaries

- 8 days ago 4 Jul 20, 12:00am -
Guys Carry Baby Cow Stranded On Beach Until They Can Find Help | The Dodo

- 8 days ago 3 Jul 20, 8:00pm -
When You Just Can't Stop Rescuing Chimpanzees | The Dodo Heroes

- 9 days ago 2 Jul 20, 8:00pm -

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Humor Outcasts

  • nieuwCartoon: Yup, I think he heard the Supreme Court decision
    Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
    - 15 hours ago 10 Jul 20, 10:29pm -
  • nieuwAsk a Terrier: Tough Times! And Tougher for Some.
    Professional Advice from a Licensed Dog: The Comic Strip
    - 21 hours ago 10 Jul 20, 4:33pm -
  • The menu…
    Me: Hey, can I ask you a question about the menu please? Waitress: The men I please are none of your business…
    - 1 day ago 10 Jul 20, 6:43am -
  • Wisdom for Dummies
    I have more hangers than I have clothes—partly because the drycleaner always returns my clothes on hangers and partly because hangers never stop fitting.
    - 2 days ago 10 Jul 20, 12:04am -
  • Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/9/20
    Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying ou…
    - 2 days ago 9 Jul 20, 2:54pm -
  • You Aren’t Pole-Dancing Enough in Your Living Room
    “Having trouble getting married?  Maybe you aren’t doing enough pole dancing in your living room.” Wall Street Journal, “In Japan, ‘Marriage Hunting’ May Require the Right Lair.” Back in my bachelor days I sometimes despaired that I’…
    - 2 days ago 9 Jul 20, 9:59am -
  • Never let anyone tell you what you can and cannot do…

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  • Jack Garner, Parsley Farmer
    Jack Garner gazed out over the farm that had been in his family for three generations and let out a sigh of exasperation. He looked down the rows of curly leaf parsley, often used as a garnish, and thought back to the lessons he had learned bouncing…
    - 3 days ago 8 Jul 20, 11:30am -
  • We’ll see…

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  • Wisdom for Dummies
    Your refrigerator won’t need cleaning if you use it as I do, just to keep a jug of water cold.
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