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  • nieuwExplosive NYT Report Reveals Trump Gave Nothing To 13th Sabbath Offering
    NEW YORK, N.Y. --- A bombshell New York Times report into President Donald Trump's tax returns has revealed the US President gave exactly nothing to 13th Sabbath School offering over the last Read more [...]
    - 2 hours ago 29 Sep 20, 1:59am -
  • Jonah Vows Never To Draw Straws Again
    Sweet Publishing / FreeBibleimages.org. ANCIENT NEWS --- Moments after Jonah hit dry land, the repentant prophet asked shocked bystanders for directions to Nineveh and told everyone he was turning Read more [...]
    - 5 days ago 24 Sep 20, 4:48am -
  • Trump Attacks China With Choice EGW Quotes
    UN TV WASHINGTON, D.C. --- President Donald Trump has used a brand new weapon in his ongoing war of words and trade with China: Ellen G. White quotations. Trump prefaced his recent UN General Read more [...]
    - 6 days ago 23 Sep 20, 3:00am -
  • Big Pharma Races To Release Anti-Anxiety Benefits Of Sabbath In Pill Form
    WORLD --- Pharmaceutical giants are sprinting to be the first to produce a Sabbath pill. Research labs are working around the clock to create medication allowing those that take it a feeling Read more [...]
    - 7 days ago 22 Sep 20, 2:53am -
  • Annual Council To Vote By Mail-In Ballots
    SILVER SPRING, Md. --- Due to COVID-19 restrictions on air travel, Annual Council will be held virtually in October. Although Zoom has worked for General Conference committees and group presentations, Read more [...]
    - 11 days ago 17 Sep 20, 11:25pm -
  • Nebuchadnezzar Statue Next In Line For Toppling
    ROME, Italy --- The Statue Preservation Association released a statement today announcing an imminent threat to another statue. "This time the statue slated for toppling doesn't depict a Read more [...]
    - 22 days ago 7 Sep 20, 4:19am -
  • Trump Promises To Build Wall Around Adventist Subdivision In Heaven
    WASHINGTON, D.C. --- As Election Day looms, the Trump and Biden campaigns are appealing to voters of all stripes in an attempt to woo them. Both candidates are scraping the barrel when it comes to Read more [...]
    - 27 days ago 2 Sep 20, 6:11am -
  • Apple: Even Adam & Eve Loved Our Products
    CUPERTINO, Calif. --- A team of Old Testament scholars recently hired by Apple have uncovered what they call "unmistakable evidence the first humans loved Apple products." The previously unemployed Read more [...]
    - 40 days ago 19 Aug 20, 4:55pm -
  • La Sierra Announces Exclusively Online Dating For Fall
    RIVERSIDE, Calif. --- La Sierra University students hoping for romance this fall may have to settle for virtual flirting. As part of its announcement that classes would all be online for Read more [...]
    - 42 days ago 18 Aug 20, 6:49am -
  • CDC Labels Hymnals Super Spreaders
    ATLANTA, Ga. --- Adventist hymnals are headed for the dumpsters after a statement released by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention calling the volumes "super spreaders." The CDC Read more [...]
    - 46 days ago 14 Aug 20, 3:28am -

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  • nieuwWhat Fresh Canned Fruit Cocktail Horror Is THIS?!
    It's not even October, you guys, but bakers are already trying to scare us. Fruit cocktail dumped on chocolate Tres Leches cake?WHAT FRESH CANNED HORROR IS THIS? And while we're bellowing rhetorical q…
    - 15 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 1:00pm -
  • Sunday Sweets Goes Shopkins
    I may be the last person on this particular bandwagon, but I was watching that new organizing show on Netflix when I heard Neil Patrick Harris mention "Shopkins" toys, so of course I had to google.Y'ALL. Apparently my taste is in line with 2-6 year-o…
    - 2 days ago 27 Sep 20, 1:00pm -
  • The Sum Of All Tiers
    It's "Math Story Telling Day," minions, but I don't see many equations on cakes. I do see a lot of numbers, though, and hoo boy, do those tell some stories. Stories of reflection: ...and confusion:…
    - 4 days ago 25 Sep 20, 1:00pm -
  • AW YEAH WEDDING WRECKS
    Luanne H. writes, "We hired a local catering lady to do our cake. She showed up 45 minutes late, and THIS IS THE CAKE SHE PRESENTED TO US!!! Yep, I'd say that's a wreck that deserves all caps and thr…
    - 5 days ago 24 Sep 20, 1:00pm -
  • Rey From Star Wars Gets World's Crappiest Princess Cake
    What do you do when your daughter wants one of those Princess/Barbie dress cakes for her birthday, only with Rey from Star Wars? (AFTER high-fiving her for having awesome taste, I mean.)Well, you bring in the Rey doll and ask your baker to give her a…
    - 6 days ago 23 Sep 20, 1:00pm -
  • This Post Is Full Of Lies About Elephants.
    Today we're going to address the elephant in the room. And by "elephant" I mean all elephants. And by "address" I mean "look at cakes of." And by "in the room" I mean "NOT in this room."Ahem hem hem.Ahhh, elephants.…
    - 7 days ago 22 Sep 20, 1:00pm -
  • I Can't BB-Leave It
    You know the problem with grapes? They're just so... grapey. MUCH better.(Yes, I know that's not cake. But funny grape signs ARE MY JAM.) When possible, it's always nice to work in a good "f you" to…
    - 8 days ago 21 Sep 20, 1:00pm -
  • 10 Gorgeous Macrame Cakes To Make You Feel Knotty
    I stumbled on a new trend in wedding cakes using an old classic - and I think you guys are gonna liiiiike it: (Truffle, Toronto)It's Macrame! On wedding cakes.…
    - 9 days ago 20 Sep 20, 1:00pm -
  • This Shameless Promotion Month, THERE MUST BE BOOBS
    It's Shameless Promotion Month, minions, and who better to teach us a thing or two than our very own wreckerators? After all, they've been doing this stuff for YEARS: If you're wondering if you should…
    - 11 days ago 18 Sep 20, 1:00pm -
  • These Bakers Struck Out, But At Least They Nailed The Dirty Part
    When you don't know if you should be more relieved... or worried: Is that... a pie tin?o.0*** Her local bakery didn't have a bowling design, so Renee brought in a little plastic bowling kit a few day…
    - 12 days ago 17 Sep 20, 1:00pm -

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  • nieuwCLEANUP IN STALL 3
    Man shot 'in the buttocks' by stray bullet while in the restroom (Thanks to pharmaross)
    - 13 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 3:12pm -
  • nieuwGO FIGURE
    A schoolteacher whose body, face and tongue are covered in tattoos and who has had the whites of his eyes surgically turned black said he was prevented from teaching at a French kindergarten after a parent complained he scared their...
    - 14 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 2:29pm -
  • nieuwGUYS IN ACTION
    Andy Jennings has set a new Guinness World Record after topping 40mph in a wheelie bin. (Thanks to Doug Ogg)
    - 14 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 2:27pm -
  • nieuwWE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHEN. WE *DO* KNOW THAT HE SHOOTS THE URINAL AFTERWARD.
    It is a question that has plagued the greatest minds of pop culture for almost two decades: when, exactly, does Jack Bauer go to the toilet? (Thanks to Gil Sharon)
    - 14 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 2:25pm -
  • nieuwOTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS VERY ROMANTIC
    Man gets thrown from boat after marriage proposal fail in viral video (Thanks to John Lobert)
    - 14 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 2:22pm -
  • nieuwNAH
    How the socks and sandals combo became cool (Thanks to John Lobert)
    - 14 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 2:21pm -
  • CANADA'S DESCENT INTO ANARCHY CONTINUES
    Surrey, B.C. residents frustrated after beaver-chewed tree falls on townhouse complex again (Thanks to John Lobert)
    - 1 day ago 27 Sep 20, 6:10pm -
  • OVERHEAD
    Delhi Cops Confiscate 160 Kg Marijuana but Only Report 1 Kg while Selling Off the Rest (Thanks to John Lobert)
    - 1 day ago 27 Sep 20, 6:08pm -
  • THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
    Loud bangs in trailer park turn out to be ravioli cans (Thanks to Lance Van Auken)
    - 1 day ago 27 Sep 20, 6:05pm -
  • THAT WILL SURELY WIN HER BACK
    Man sent to prison for using drone to drop bombs near ex-girlfriend’s home (Thanks to pharmaross)
    - 1 day ago 27 Sep 20, 6:02pm -

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