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  • nieuwReport: BRI Does Nothing But Play BibleOpoly All Day
        BREAKING NEWS SILVER SPRING, Md. --- A compliance committee investigation into the daily activities of the Biblical Research Institute staff has revealed that the team of Read more [...]
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  • nieuwLoma Linda Blue Zoner Busted Eating Cheeseburger
      Loma Linda, Calif. --- Bill Worthington, one of the faces of the Loma Linda Blue Zone, was busted by veggie cops yesterday as he was devouring a cheeseburger for the very first time. Read more [...]
    - 24 hours ago 16 Jun 19, 12:54am -
  • Adventists Launch Alexa-Like “Ellen G.” Advice Pod
    SILVER SPRING, Md. --- As of this coming Monday, ABC stores will stock Ellen G., an Alexa-like advice pod brimming with Ellen G. White's advice on just about every life issue. Unlike Alexa Read more [...]
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  • Adventist Colleges Replace Campus Security Officers With Robots
    ADVENTIST WORLD --- In a bold, blanket move, Adventist colleges have replaced all campus security personnel with robots. Although the initial capital outlay has forced a substantial tuition Read more [...]
    - 3 days ago 14 Jun 19, 2:51am -
  • Instagram “Adventist” Filter Removes Jewelry
    MENLO PARK, Calif. --- A new "Adventist" filter released by Instagram allows church members to automatically edit out jewelry from their pictures before posting them to the platform. Instagram Read more [...]
    - 4 days ago 13 Jun 19, 1:08am -
  • 3ABN Airs USA vs. Thailand Without Score
    WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. --- In an Adventist first, the Three Angels Broadcasting Network (3ABN) aired a FIFA Women's World Cup game. The Adventist network agreed to air the USA vs Thailand soccer Read more [...]
    - 5 days ago 12 Jun 19, 3:49am -
  • Lifelong Adventist Accepts Christ
    LOMA LINDA, Calif. --- Martha Dogood has spent the entirety of her life in Loma Linda and is the current world record holder for personally-earned Pathfinder honor patches (they fill up seven Read more [...]
    - 19 days ago 29 May 19, 4:19am -
  • Magic-Free Adventist Screening of Aladdin Lasts Five Minutes
    BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. --- An Adventist-appropriate version of Disney's live action Aladdin re-make was screened on the campus of Andrews University last night. The screening, which took place Read more [...]
    - 20 days ago 28 May 19, 5:54am -
  • Michigan Conference Pedometer Measures Sabbath Steps
    Lansing, Mich. --- In an effort to enforce Sabbath observance guidelines, the Michigan Conference is distributing pedometers that will measure steps taken by Adventists on Sabbath. Pedometer data Read more [...]
    - 24 days ago 23 May 19, 1:02pm -
  • Adventist Churches Install Cell Phone Signal Blockers
    ADVENTIST WORLD ---  Adventist Churches the world over are installing cell signal blockers to combat chronic member distraction during services. "I am sick of hearing members say that they Read more [...]
    - 33 days ago 14 May 19, 5:55pm -

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  • nieuwSunday Sweets: Dad Jokes For Dad's Day
    I have a confession to make, Sweets fans: after spending hours looking at frosted neckties, hammers, more ties, mustaches, and even more ties, I've decided that most Father's Day cakes are pretty boring.But you know what's NEVER boring?…
    - 12 hours ago 16 Jun 19, 1:00pm -
  • Happy Fun Father's Balls
    This week it's time to ask ourselves an important question, minions: What makes a Happy Dad? Besides a giant blue ball, I mean. (Which seems sort of the opposite... er... NEVER…
    - 2 days ago 14 Jun 19, 1:00pm -

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  • nieuwHAPPY FATHER’S DAY, DADS
    Enjoy it responsibly.
    - 10 hours ago 16 Jun 19, 2:21pm -
  • BEFORE THE INTERNET, THIS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE
    A motorist named Kevin Bacon was on his phone “using an Internet search engine to search for a specific episode of the 90's television sitcom ‘Saved by the Bell’” when he sideswiped a Vermont police car that had stopped to...
    - 1 day ago 15 Jun 19, 2:41pm -
  • THEN ON TO FLORIDA
    4-year-old drives great-grandfather’s SUV to gas station for candy (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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  • MEN:
    Do not click here. (Thanks to pharmaross)
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  • BOLO
    Red Oak Police searching for package thief who was carrying a duck (Thanks to Ralph)
    - 1 day ago 15 Jun 19, 2:28pm -
  • SOUNDS PAINFUL
    Tararua man cuts phallus from carving representing Rangitāne whakapapa (Thanks to Andrew Simmons)
    - 1 day ago 15 Jun 19, 2:27pm -
  • ‘ALL I CAN SAY IS MONEY IS MISSING’
    Nigeria zoo probes reports of cash-eating gorilla (Thanks to Howard from Broward) We saw Cash-Eating Gorilla open for the Cowsills.
    - 1 day ago 15 Jun 19, 2:25pm -
  • JUST A REGULAR BEER FOR US, THANKS
    You can now get drunk on peanut butter (Thanks to Thomas Warburton)
    - 1 day ago 15 Jun 19, 2:22pm -
  • AKA RUSH HOUR IN MIAMI
    Video Of A Tank Running Over A Car At Full Speed (Thanks to John Lobert)
    - 2 days ago 14 Jun 19, 4:38pm -
  • THESE KIDS TODAY
    People Are Having Sex While Wearing AirPods (Thanks to Rick Day)
    - 2 days ago 14 Jun 19, 4:34pm -

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Hamsters Stuffing GIANT Foods In Their Cheeks | The Dodo

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The Story of How a Pit Bull Changed His Mom's Life Forever | The Dodo Pittie Nation

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Socially Awkward Alpaca Gets Pushed Outside Her Comfort Zone | Cody The Tiny Alpaca (Episode 3)

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This Adorable Puppy Wouldn’t Stop Smiling in Her Shelter Kennel | The Dodo

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Tiny Caterpillar Makes Stunning Transformation into a Garden Tiger Moth | The Dodo Little But Fierce

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Baby Elephant Orphan is Raised by the Best Human Friends | The Dodo Heroes Season 2

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Dog And Rat Won't Leave Each Other Alone | The Dodo Odd Couples

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Adorable Puppy Sisters Gets Adopted by Woman And Her Best Friend | The Dodo Adoption Day

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Rescue Dog Completely Changed His Brother's Life | The Dodo

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Bald Eagle Who Was Frozen To Lake Gets Found Just In Time | The Dodo Wild Hearts

- 7 days ago 9 Jun 19, 1:00pm -
Watch Cody Get A Coat Made Just For Her! | Cody The Tiny Alpaca (Episode 2)

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Dwarf Pittie Puppy with No Nose Grows Up To Be An Adorable Terror | The Dodo Little But Fierce

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  • nieuwBreaking: Democratic contenders Biden, Sanders to face off in Miami debates
    Democratic contenders Biden, Sanders to face off in Miami debates
    - 7 hours ago 16 Jun 19, 5:54pm -
  • nieuwScooter & Skipper Celebrate Father’s Day
    The landline rings, waking me from the first of my two (2) allotted naps of a Sunday.  I normally wouldn’t pick up–it’s usually a local financial planner who drops the call as soon as he learns of my pathetic net worth–but it occurs to me as…
    - 9 hours ago 16 Jun 19, 3:49pm -
  • Running is my …………….
    Therapy “it’s a lot cheaper than a therapist. It only requires shoes, t-shirt, and shorts” Drug “and I don’t even have to sneak into the bad part of town to get it, it’s perfectly legal” Time to think “I just have to remember that gre…
    - 3 days ago 14 Jun 19, 12:11pm -
  • I’ve just finished doing the math and can confidently say this is NOT true…

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  • Wisdom for Dummies
    Never shop when you’re hungry! Before you go to the grocery store, take the edge off with a chocolate malt and a cheeseburger
    - 3 days ago 13 Jun 19, 1:02pm -
  • Golf Tournament to End Golf a Hit With Anti-Golfers
    PLAISTOW, New Hampshire.  It’s Monday, the day when golf courses are traditionally closed but available for charity golf tournaments, and the Dun Roamin course here is the scene of a recent entrant in a crowded field that fights ailments ranging…
    - 4 days ago 13 Jun 19, 11:35am -
  • No Trump tariffs on this, then…

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  • We’re Mavens and Proud of It
    Joyce Eisenberg and Ellen Scolnic write, speak and blog together as The Word Mavens. Through the magic of all-knowing, all-seeing Google, you can sign up for a “Google Alert” that lets you know when certain words appear in the news. We get an ema…
    - 4 days ago 13 Jun 19, 12:47am -
  • Message from Space: Duck!
    The threat of meteors devastating the Earth is so real that scientists at the recent Planetary Defense Conference in Washington, D.C. didn’t once giggle every time they said “Uranus.” To punctuate the dangers from space, attendees were presente…
    - 4 days ago 12 Jun 19, 7:09pm -
  • Happy Graduation!

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