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  • nieuwRumer Willis Nipple Pokies and Toe!
    Candids of Rumer Willis out running errands in Beverly Hills! She's wearing those tight shorts all the celebs are wearing these days and we get nipple pokies and a hint of camel toe! View the picturesThe post <em>Rumer Willis</em> Nipple Pokies and…
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  • nieuwNina Agdal Leggings Camel Toe!
    The post <em>Nina Agdal</em> Leggings Camel Toe! appeared first on The Nip Slip.
    - 2 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 6:15pm -
  • nieuwBebe Rexha is a Sexy Cowgirl!
    Here's Bebe Rexha looking thick and sexy in a cowboy hat and body suit!View the pictures (Via Egotastic)The post <em>Bebe Rexha</em> is a Sexy Cowgirl! appeared first on The Nip Slip.
    - 2 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 6:01pm -
  • nieuwBrie Larson is Bouncy in a Tiny Top!
    Brie Larson put out a new video and she is looking mighty bouncy in a tiny top!View the pictures + video (Via Popoholic)The post <em>Brie Larson</em> is Bouncy in a Tiny Top! appeared first on The Nip Slip.
    - 2 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 5:31pm -
  • nieuwLorena Rae Posed Nude in an Arm Bra!
    Outtakes of sexy model Lorena Rae posing strategically nude!View the pictures (Via Egoallstars)The post <em>Lorena Rae</em> Posed Nude in an Arm Bra! appeared first on The Nip Slip.
    - 2 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 5:21pm -
  • nieuwKendall Jenner in a Very Tight Dress!
    Candids of Kendall Jenner leaving a Versace fitting in Milan, and wearing a very tight dress with a hint of pokies! Also, oddly wet hair.. hm.. View the picturesThe post <em>Kendall Jenner</em> in a Very Tight Dress! appeared first on The Nip Slip.
    - 5 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 3:01pm -
  • nieuwRihanna in a See Through Bra!
    View this post on InstagramA post shared by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on Sep 27, 2020 at 2:58pm PDT The post <em>Rihanna</em> in a See Through Bra! appeared first on The Nip Slip.
    - 5 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 2:45pm -
  • nieuwThe Sexy Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo Challenge!
    Clip collection of sexy girls doing the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo challenge on TikTok!View the clips (Via Alrincon)The post The Sexy <em>Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo</em> Challenge! appeared first on The Nip Slip.
    - 5 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 2:31pm -
  • nieuwBella Hadid and Stella Maxwell Locking Lips!
    A couple of leaked photos of a topless Stella Maxwell hanging out and kissing Bella Hadid! Allegedly.View the pictures (Via Drunken Stepfather)The post <em>Bella Hadid</em> and <em>Stella Maxwell</em> Locking Lips! appeared first on The Nip Slip.
    - 6 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 2:01pm -
  • nieuwKristen Stewart Nude Clip Leaked!
    A nude clip of Kristen Stewart filming herself in the mirror has leaked online! Allegedly.View the clip (Via Celeb Jihad)The post <em>Kristen Stewart</em> Nude Clip Leaked! appeared first on The Nip Slip.
    - 6 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 1:31pm -

Whiskey Riff

Punch Baby

  • Don’t Talk to Strangers
    Your mother told you never to talk to strangers, and it’s good advice to follow even into adulthood because you never know when you might be chilling by a lake and a shirtless fat man will appear from an island and start yelling at you about having…
    - 64 days ago 27 Jul 20, 12:39am -
  • Movies & TV Shows Mixed with Animation = a Tale about a Teenager Getting to School
    It starts as a story about a kid getting nagged at to get ready for school but soon turns into a fast-paced thrill ride in this short All Your Favorite Shows! The penciled textures of the story soon turns into a post-modern edit of pop culture refere…
    - 76 days ago 15 Jul 20, 7:39am -
  • Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark – The Punishment of Luxury
    Taken from their new album of the same name Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark song ‘The Punishment of Luxury’ takens a delivers a 1980s synth-y denouncement of our consumerist culture and the false sense of joy it presents us. As such we get vari…
    - 78 days ago 13 Jul 20, 7:36am -
  • Full Metal Jacket Trailer Recut as a Feelgood Movie
    One thing that Stanley Kubrick’s classic Vietnam war movie isn’t, is feel good. Instead it’s a dark look at the futile nature of war and the grim training that, in this case, marines must go through to turn them into killing machines. But that…
    - 80 days ago 11 Jul 20, 7:36am -
  • Guy Tries to Make Worst Hip Hop Song Ever, But It Turns Out Great
    Redditor thetrue23 was tasked by his buddy to make the worst hip hop song he could muster for a movie, so he did what any friend would do. He stepped up to the challenge and gave it his best shot. The thing is, he failed and won all at once. Because…
    - 82 days ago 8 Jul 20, 11:48pm -
  • People Are Awesome: Girls Edition
    People are Awesome celebrate all the amazing women and their epic skills, skills in everything from skimboarding and cliffdiving to weightlifting and gymnastics. All their phenomenal feats are collated for this compilation from the YouTube channel th…
    - 84 days ago 6 Jul 20, 11:13pm -
  • Exes Play ‘Truth or Drink’
    Oh. Dear. This was never going to be a good idea, as couples who once went out with each other but are no longer together play a drinking game called ‘Truth or Drink’ in the latest from Cut Video—which involves a person either answering a…
    - 88 days ago 3 Jul 20, 7:41am -
  • Recreating Game Of Thrones’ Dragon Battle
    The epic dragon battle scene, called the Loot Train Attack, where Daenerys Targaryen’s dragons took on Jaime Lannister in ‘The Spoils of War’ episode was one of the highlights of season 7 of ‘Game of Thrones’. It was epic and the kind of sp…
    - 90 days ago 1 Jul 20, 7:28am -
  • How To Do A Plot Twist
    There’s nothing like a good plot twist to entertain when watching a movie. When done well it can make for an exciting and riveting film, even if it’s totally crazy. But when done badly it’s just upsetting. In this video from Now You See It they…
    - 92 days ago 29 Jun 20, 7:37am -
  • Watch Time Travel Sci-Fi Short ‘Echo/Back’
    The old time travel cliche about going back in time to kill history’s most notorious mass murderer (aka Hitler) isn’t touched upon in this impressive time travel sci-fi short. But why would it be when this has far more original ideas it plays wit…
    - 95 days ago 26 Jun 20, 7:23am -


The Bloggess

  • Hello, sweet strangeling!
    If you’re a member of the Fantastic Strangeling Bookclub you got an email from me earlier this week telling you what next month’s book is but in case you haven’t joined yet or you’re an honorary member get ready because next month’s book is…
    - 3 days ago 25 Sep 20, 8:07pm -
  • It made sense at the time.

    - 5 days ago 23 Sep 20, 4:36pm -
  • It’s Friday! You deserve this.

    - 10 days ago 18 Sep 20, 4:28pm -
  • I’m not sure if it’s a curse or a blessing. Maybe both.
    It’s now been over half of a year since we started our version of isolation. Ours is more strict than most because of all of my auto-immune issues so that means half a year with no going anywhere other than our house, our car, and Nowhere Bookshop…
    - 13 days ago 15 Sep 20, 4:32pm -
  • This is not my fault
    So I was working on turning an old broken tv into a display for the bookstore and I had a bunch of papertowels draped on the ground because I was decoupaging book pages on the sides (from a badly damaged paperback – don’t yell at me) and I kept d…
    - 20 days ago 8 Sep 20, 9:14pm -
  • Let’s give the boy a hand. (I’m so sorry.)
    me: Dude. LOOK AT THIS. Victor: What the fuck. me: I was opening my mail and two totally different people sent me random stuff that made them think of me. Victor: You’ve got weird readers. me: I’VE GOT AMAZING READERS. But how weird is it that tw…
    - 26 days ago 2 Sep 20, 5:45pm -
  • Happy independent bookstore day!
    I was hoping that my first Independent Bookstore Day as an actual Independent Bookstore owner would be filled with tons of happy readers and me tiptoeing through Nowhere Bookshop, handing out stickers and recommending books and pouring drinks at the…
    - 30 days ago 29 Aug 20, 5:02pm -
  • Hello, strangelings!
    If you’re a member of the Fantastic Strangelings Book Club (click here to join up if you aren’t) then you’ve already received this month’s book, Crossings by Alex Landragin and you should check your email because I’m doing a zoom with Alex…
    - 31 days ago 28 Aug 20, 4:22pm -
  • I’m having a long-distance love affair with someone in your house.
    This morning I woke up with a tiny depression hangover so I tweeted that I was feeling a little out-of-sorts and to please send pictures of your pets and within minutes I was staring at thousands of sweet furry and feathered and scaly faces and then…
    - 35 days ago 24 Aug 20, 5:02pm -
  • BROKEN (in the best possible way)
    So. Big announcement. I’ve been working for I-don’t-even-know-how-many-years on my next book because I wanted it to be perfect and finally it’s done. It has a title. It has a pub date. And? It has a cover. Wanna see? It’s about not just deali…
    - 40 days ago 19 Aug 20, 3:58pm -

Private Eye - Engeland

  • Issue 1531: Columnists
    Find out what our columnists are writing about in this weeks Private Eye<p>
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • From In The Back: Carry on Laundering
    FOR a decade, Private Eye has been exposing the deluxe laundry service that the United Kingdom has become in the 21st century. Its banks, property market and shell company bazaar, all barely regulated, have made Britain the go-to location for interna…
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • Issue 1531: Cartoons
    A few sample cartoons from the latest issue. <p>
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • Issue 1531: Lookalikes
    The latest lookalikes in your Private Eye.
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • Issue 1531: Latest Crossword
    Win £100 in our latest crossword competition <p>
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • From News: Postcode Lottery
    BORIS JOHNSON’S “moonshot” plan to test 10m people a day looks further off than Mars, despite the government insisting last week that it had spare testing capacity of up to 35,000 per day. Meanwhile, people showing symptoms were being told to t…
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • From HP Sauce: Unfit to Fly
    DEFENCE secretary Ben Wallace penned a column in the Sunday Times extolling the virtues of Britain’s aerospace industry ahead of a recent trip to the Middle East. He pointed out its role in sustaining jobs and keeping our forces safe. In fact, he s…
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • OUT NOW! Private Eye issue 1531
    Find out whats in the latest edition of Private Eye. Selected highlights from the UK's number one best-selling news and current affairs magazine including our top stories, cartoons, the Eye crossword, Dumb Britain, Lookalikes, Colemanballs and much m…
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • Issue 1530: Lookalikes
    The latest lookalikes in your Private Eye.
    - 20 days ago 8 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • Issue 1530: Cartoons
    A few sample cartoons from the latest issue. <p>
    - 20 days ago 8 Sep 20, 2:00pm -

Gomer Blog - Healthcare Humor

  • Hemophagocytic Lymphohistiocytosis
    It’s hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis! Even though the sound of itIs something quite atrocious, If you say you’ve heard of it You’ll always sound precocious. Hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis!Um diddle diddle, diddle um, diddle ayThe HLH…
    - 11 days ago 17 Sep 20, 11:00pm -
  • Desperate Officials Offer Deal to Twentysomethings: If You Wear a Mask, You Can Ditch Your Clothes
    BEAR, DE—In an admirable attempt to incentivize mask-wearing amongst America’s twentysomethings, who are thought to be driving the summer resurgence of Covid-19 due to a callous disregard for CDC recommendations, health officials have offered the…
    - 12 days ago 16 Sep 20, 11:00pm -
  • ‘Schmutz’ Added to List of ICD-10 Radiologic Diagnoses
    In a stunning move by the WHO this past Friday, “Schmutz” was formally incorporated into the list of acceptable ICD-10 diagnoses for radiological findings.Technically defined as a filthy substance such as dust or grime, “schmutz” is original…
    - 13 days ago 15 Sep 20, 11:00pm -
  • Tired of Its Advice Being Ignored, CDC Kicks America Out of Its Practice
    ATLANTA, GA—Frustrated that no one is listening to their Covid-19 recommendations, the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) announced today that it had no choice but to kick the American public out of its practice. Effective immediately,…
    - 14 days ago 14 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • Pharmacology Course Cancelled After Study Suggests It Influences Med Students’ Future Prescribing Behavior
    WASHINGTON, DC—Citing new research from the Pharmaceutical Research & Manufacturers of America (PhRMA) that indicates physicians prescribe drugs they learned about in medical school at a far higher rate than those they did not, Washington Medical S…
    - 16 days ago 12 Sep 20, 10:00pm -
  • The Latest Fashion Trend for the Fall: Chin Hammocks
    The fall is here and with it, comes the latest fashion trends for the coolest and hippest of people of the world: those who are immune not only to a virus but also to the disapproving stares of others. Thanks to this pesky little virus, known among t…
    - 17 days ago 11 Sep 20, 11:00pm -
  • New Surgical Intern Faints at Sight of Blood Pressure
    LITTLE FALLS, MN—Dr. Daya Stolick, a new surgical intern, hardly broke a sweat when there was a massive amount of blood loss during her first operative case, expertly helping her attending stop the hemorrhaging. But hours later, during a post-op ch…
    - 18 days ago 10 Sep 20, 11:00pm -
  • Ass**** Novel Coronavirus waiting to mutate until vaccine has been developed
    Scientists discover that the novel Corona virus is more of a prick than they had originally thought. It’s viral machinery, although devoid of any identifiable “nervous tissue” or “brain” has apparently developed the ability to plot the demi…
    - 22 days ago 6 Sep 20, 11:00pm -
  • Song of the Diverticulite (Morphine on High at 3am)
    All the bickering of which is bestThe song, the canvass, the word, the marbled stone,The restPittance such luxuryLacking any testPittance yes!Void of existential questVer-Sed, Ver-SedWho maketh thee?Who taketh theeAndSedateth me?Who bends…
    - 23 days ago 5 Sep 20, 2:00pm -
  • Dr. Fauci announces retirement from NIAID to become Major League Baseball Pitching Coach
    Dr. Anthony Fauci, the esteemed director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, announced this morning that he will be stepping down from his position effective immediately. “I have not come to this decision lightly, and it i…
    - 24 days ago 4 Sep 20, 11:00pm -

The Funny Times

In the Raw


Spaans Foto Blog

Reddit Humor


  • nieuwHow to Stop Your AirPods Pro From 'Quick Switching' Between Devices
    I’m a huge fan of iOS 14, and since I own a pair of AirPods Pro, I’m also loving the new ‘Quick Switching’ enhancement that creates seamless transitions when I’m using the fancy earbuds with different Apple devices. No longer do I have to f…
    - 48 mins ago 28 Sep 20, 7:00pm -
  • nieuwHow to See the Northern Lights From the US This Week
    If you know anything about the Northern Lights—also known as the Aurora Borealis—it’s probably that they don’t like sticking to a schedule. Sure, scientists can predict general times of year and geographic locations where the natural light sh…
    - 1 hour ago 28 Sep 20, 6:30pm -
  • nieuwKeep Every Single Parenting Opinion to Yourself
    We’re living in a particularly divided country right now, but we are lucky to still have one great rage-inducing unifier among parents: We do not want your unsolicited opinions about our parenting. This is especially true if you do not have childre…
    - 2 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 6:00pm -
  • nieuwYes, Brain Eating Amoebas Are Real
    Recently, a boy in Texas died of an infection with what headlines are calling a “brain-eating amoeba.” Unlike other catchy nicknames for little-known life forms (remember murder hornets?), this one accurately describes the organism in question. I…
    - 2 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 5:30pm -
  • nieuwHow to Transform Your Life Through Leisure, With Writers John Fitch and Max Frenzel
    This week, we’re learning how taking breaks and time off from work can actually help us improve both our creativity and productivity. Writers John Fitch and Max Frenzel speak with us about how to develop what they call a quality“rest ethic,” wh…
    - 3 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 5:15pm -
  • nieuwForget Amazon Luna: Build Your Own Subscription-Free Game Streaming Service at Home
    Featured Product: Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K | $50 | AmazonRead more...
    - 3 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 5:00pm -
  • nieuwChoose a 'Benchmark Dish' to Evaluate New Restaurants
    When dining out or ordering in, I rarely order the same dish every time. There’s a whole menu to enjoy, and I consider myself a flavor explorer. But, when trying a new establishment, I’ll often get something I’ve had many times, at other, simil…
    - 3 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 4:45pm -
  • nieuwDon't Let Your Friends Get Suckered by This iPhone 12 Scam
    No, you’re not getting an iPhone 12, not now, and certainly not for free. As of this writing, there is no iPhone 12—it only exists in the realm of rumor and fantasy until Apple actually announces the thing—but that hasn’t stopped scammers fro…
    - 4 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 4:00pm -
  • nieuwHow to Watch the First Presidential Debate Live
    Tomorrow night, Donald Trump and Joe Biden will face off in Cleveland during the first presidential debate of the 2020 election season. Whether you’re watching purely for the spectacle or are somehow still unsure who will get your vote, the debate…
    - 4 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 3:31pm -
  • nieuwLearn How to Move Like the Avengers
    Your child’s love of superheroes and their need to get up and physically move their bodies around are colliding in the most brilliant and endearing way. Marvel has joined forces with Les Mills and a group of fitness instructors to lead kids through…
    - 5 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 3:00pm -

Humor Times - Politieke humor - Fake News

  • Magazines That HAVE Endorsed Trump
    by David Martin.Naturally, the lamestream media have ignored the many great magazines that have endorsed the incumbent candidate, Donald J. Trump. “Scientific American backs Biden for its first presidential endorsement ... Read more Magazines That…
    - 4 days ago 24 Sep 20, 10:53pm -
  • How the Right is Rigging Elections
    by Jim Hightower.Today, the Right is rigging elections in a coordinated, methodical, richly funded scheme. Is it really so hard? Voting, I mean — smooth democratic elections with all citizens ... Read more How the Right is Rigging ElectionsSubscr…
    - 4 days ago 24 Sep 20, 9:58pm -
  • New Comedy Web Series is a Humor Times Spinoff: ‘The Jerry Duncan Show’
    by Humor Times.A new comedy web series is coming to a YouTube channel near you — a spinoff of the popular Humor Times spoof talk radio column! The Jerry Duncan ... Read more New Comedy Web Series is a Humor Times Spinoff: ‘The Jerry Duncan Sho…
    - 4 days ago 24 Sep 20, 9:25pm -
  • Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/22/20
    by Paul Lander.Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, ... Read more Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/22/20Subscrib…
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 4:03pm -
  • Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Security Blanket as DHS Secretary
    by Evan Helmlinger.In a stunning reversal, President Trump is set to nominate his favorite security blanket as Homeland Security chief. President Trump is expected to nominate his security blanket as ... Read more Exclusive: Trump to Nominate Securi…
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 3:55pm -
  • The Trump Translator App
    by David Martin.The president does not always say what he means, hence the need for this special Trump Translator app! For almost four years now, folks have been inundated with ... Read more The Trump Translator AppSubscribe to our monthly Humor Ti…
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 3:26pm -
  • Step Right Up, Folks and Play the Political Sideshow Game
    by Marilyn Sands.There’s a political sideshow sucker born every minute – don’t let it happen to you! Come one, come all, to the political sideshow & see the orange creature ... Read more Step Right Up, Folks and Play the Political Sideshow Gam…
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 3:13pm -
  • This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a Time
    by Ralph Lombard.So you think you can dunce? Trump is like a breath of fresh err. Those who only chase after money eventually catch hell. Ignorance doesn’t know what it ... Read more This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Upon a TimeSubscribe to…
    - 6 days ago 22 Sep 20, 3:05pm -

Where is my tail



  • nieuwMy Octopus Teacher
    I don’t want to give away too much about this movie but I’d recommend watching the trailer and then the movie (you can find it on Netflix). I watched it last night at Kevin Kelly’s urging:This is one of the best documentaries I have ever se…
    - 17 mins ago 28 Sep 20, 7:31pm -
  • nieuwThe Origins of Policing in America
    From Khalil Gibran Muhammad and Chenjerai Kumanyika, a quick tour of the history of policing in America and how that history should shape our discussions around police reform, defunding, and abolition.The story of policing in the United States is…
    - 3 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 4:28pm -
  • nieuwThe Unsettling Normalcy of Societal Collapse
    Indi Samarajiva lived through the end of the civil war in Sri Lanka that killed an estimated 80,000-100,000 people over 30 years. He cautions that societal collapse can feel quite normal for many people — but that doesn’t mean that it isn’t hap…
    - 5 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 2:18pm -
  • nieuwTwo Quick Links for Monday Morning
    The NY Times obtained two decades of Trump's tax returns and they show exactly what we already knew: chronic losses, huge debt, and tax avoidance. I have a hard time believing these revelations will matter to voters. [nytimes.com]Spreadsheet comparin…
    - 7 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 12:52pm -
  • nieuw“I Feel Sorry for Americans”
    Hannah Beech reports on how the United States1 is perceived by the outside world these days due to our poor response to the Covid-19 pandemic and the continuing failure of our political system.Myanmar is a poor country struggling with open ethnic w…
    - 7 hours ago 28 Sep 20, 12:51pm -
  • How Cities Can Make the Most of a Pandemic Winter
    As winter approaches in North America and Europe, cities should be thinking about how to encourage and enable people to spend as much time outdoors as possible to help keep everyone sane and safe from Covid-19. From a great piece in CityLab by Alexan…
    - 3 days ago 25 Sep 20, 8:14pm -
  • RIP Robert Bechtle
    Speaking of realism, while researching this post on Arinze Stanley, I noticed that American realist painter Robert Bechtle died yesterday. I can’t exactly remember which of the paintings shown above (‘61 Pontiac at the Whitney, Alameda Gran T…
    - 3 days ago 25 Sep 20, 6:19pm -
  • Four Quick Links for Friday Noonish
    The Marshall Project and Vox take a close look at US crime statistics over the past several months. "Something to know about crime trends: They are shaped by police action and inaction." [themarshallproject.org]From an American living there, a report…
    - 3 days ago 25 Sep 20, 4:52pm -
  • The Surreal Hyperrealism of Arinze Stanley
    Nigerian artist Arinze Stanley uses hyperrealistic techniques to draw surreal portraits in stunning detail. From his artist statement:I draw inspiration from life experiences and basically everything that sparks a feeling of necessity, I find…
    - 3 days ago 25 Sep 20, 3:51pm -
  • Two Quick Links for Thursday Evening
    Tonight at 8pm ET: a livestreamed recording of Prince's New Year's Eve Benefit Concert from 1987 at Paisley Park. Prince fan @anildash says: "An amazing show, with perhaps Prince's best live band...and *then* Miles Davis shows up." [youtube.com]Super…
    - 4 days ago 25 Sep 20, 12:52am -




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